Havresekken III

A crappy 7.3 CS per minute - that's the best you've got, Lucian? Your damage output was excellent, I'll give you that, with 1,128 DPM, but it's not like you were exactly blowing the competition away, considering Tristana was dealing over 1,500 DPM. You got outdamaged by not just Tristana, but also had to look up at Yone and Akali's damage numbers, which is just pathetic for an ADC. Your performance was passable, but painfully average, and honestly, I expect more from a player who's supposed to be carrying their team.

Lane Score: 47% - 53% (Even lane)

A 50% kill participation rate is the epitome of mediocrity, a painfully average stat that screams "I showed up, but didn't exactly bring my A-game". Thresh's 77 vision score is passable, but it's not like it's gonna win any awards, especially when Blitzcrank is out there with 89 vision score, doing the actual job of a support. The fact that TwistedFate and Annie were able to run rampant and deal significantly more damage than our entire team, including Kaisa, isn't surprising when our support is just going through the motions. Thresh's assist count is decent, but it's not enough to make up for the overall lack of impact on the game.

Lane Score: 83% - 17% (Stomped lane)

You fucking managed to get killed 9 times, with a goddamn death every 3 minutes, making you a walking practice tool for the enemy team, a complete liability who somehow still can't even farm a decent CS. Your vision score of 54 is actually one of the few decent things you did, but it's not like it fucking mattered with you constantly feeding, allowing Ziggs to outdamage you by a landslide, dropping 35,000 more damage than your pathetic 9,800. You were outperformed by Rell, the enemy support, in every way that actually matters for a support, with your only accomplishment being not having the lowest vision score, congratulations, you're a borderline useless Blitzcrank player.

Lane Score: 92% - 8% (Stomped lane)

With a disgusting 2/8/10 KDA, you managed to single-handedly throw the game with your inability to protect your carries or have any meaningful impact on the map. Your 40% kill participation is a joke, especially considering Ekko and Diana were carrying their teams' asses to victory with 67% and 52% participation respectively. Seraphine, the enemy support, outvisioned you with 60 wards to your 55, and even had a better game overall, which is pathetic considering you're on Thresh, a champ who's meant to excel at vision control and protection. You inted so hard, a practice tool bot could have done better, and that's not even an exaggeration.

Lane Score: 12% - 88% (Got stomped)

A fucking 27 vision score in a 20-minute game is an absolute travesty, you're a support who can't even get that right. You got outvisioned by Soraka, who had 36 visions, and that's just pathetic - a practice tool bot could have done better than your lazy ward placement. Your 35% kill participation is also underwhelming, especially compared to Locke, who seemed to be everywhere on the map, dealing 37162 damage and carrying his team to victory. Overall, your performance was a liability, and you inted so hard that it's a wonder your team didn't lose by an even bigger margin.

Lane Score: 25% - 75% (Got stomped)

A Vision Score of 60 in a 25-minute game is passable, but painfully average, especially when compared to Braum's 85, which is what you'd expect from a competent support player. Your 17 assists and 62% kill participation are somewhat redeeming, but Jesus, it's not like you're rewriting the playbook with those numbers. You got out-protected by Braum, who had a similar gold and CS deficit, but still managed to keep his carries safer than you did, as evidenced by the fact that Riven and Annie were able to deal significantly more damage than our entire team, with Riven alone dropping 37134 damage. Overall, it's a mediocre showing from you, and you can do better, damn it.

Lane Score: 58% - 42% (Slight edge)