Havresekken

With a pathetic 386 DPM, you're a fucking embarrassment to the ADC role, and that poor damage output is a direct reflection of your overall shit performance. You got outdamaged by every FUCKING carry on the enemy team, with Mel, Volibear, and Yasuo all more than doubling your total damage, and even Sion, a fucking support, managed to deal more damage than you. Your 7 deaths are just the cherry on top of a shit sundae, and it's clear you were a liability in this game, because a practice tool bot could have done better than your fucking awful 7317 total damage.

Lane Score: 32% - 68% (Lost lane)

The fact that Ahri's vision score is a pathetic 13 is a damn joke, especially when you see Varus over in mid lane for the enemy team with 45 vision score, doing the bare minimum to outpace our middle laner in terms of map awareness. Meanwhile, Ahri's 72% kill participation is passable, but it's painfully average when you consider the damage output of Smolder, who absolutely annihilated our team with 70,000 more damage than Ahri. LeeSin, our own jungler, was a bigger threat to the enemy team than Ahri was, dealing nearly half of Ahri's damage but taking way less heat. Overall, this was a middle-of-the-pack performance from Ahri, nothing to write home about.

Lane Score: 95% - 5% (Stomped lane)

With a whopping 1,369 DPM, you single-handedly carried the weight of your team's damage output on your back, and it's a damn shame your teammates couldn't muster up the same level of effort. You stomped your lane with an 88-12 score, but it's clear your opponents' superior teamplay and coordination made your individual achievements irrelevant. Kayle and MissFortune may have come close, but they still trailed behind your total damage of 46,028, and it's pathetic that your team couldn't capitalize on your dominance. You did your job, pity your teammates are allergic to winning, because with a performance like yours, you should be popping champagne, not wondering what could've been.

Lane Score: 88% - 12% (Stomped lane)

A painfully average 59% kill participation is the highlight of this mediocre performance, a damn shame when you're playing a kill-hungry champion like Ahri. The fact that Kaisa, a bloody ADC, managed to keep pace with your damage output is a pretty damning indictment of your inability to capitalize on your advantages. Meanwhile, Briar, the enemy jungler, outdid you in terms of overall impact, despite dealing less damage than you, which just goes to show that there's more to winning than just pumping out damage numbers. Your lackluster showing is made all the more frustrating by the fact that you had a decent lane score, but just couldn't seem to translate that into meaningful map control.

Lane Score: 77% - 23% (Stomped lane)

With a lane score of 27%, it's clear you got fucking annihilated by Viktor in mid lane, who not only outdamaged you but also outfarmed you by a significant margin. Your 1,041 DPM is impressive, but it's nowhere near enough to compensate for your piss-poor laning phase, where you got solo killed by Viktor not once, but twice. You even got outdamaged by Samira, the enemy bot laner, who had a significantly higher DPM than you, making your performance look even more pathetic. Overall, your gameplay was absolute trash, and you're a big part of why your team lost this game.

Lane Score: 27% - 73% (Got stomped)

With a vision score of 48, you might as well have been playing with your eyes closed, because you were fucking useless as a support. Your 0/6/4 KDA is a joke, and the fact that Lulu, the enemy support, had nearly 4 times your vision score is a perfect illustration of how badly you got outplayed. You got destroyed in lane by Tristana's opponent, Yunara, who had a significantly higher kill participation and didn't even play a traditional hypercarry, showing just how badly you failed to protect your ADC. Your team would have been better off without you, and honestly, you're such a liability that you'd be doing the world a favor if you just deleted your League account and never played again.

Lane Score: 34% - 66% (Lost lane)

You managed to have a decent vision score, but that's about where it fucking ends, as your 1/10/17 KDA is a goddamn joke, especially compared to Ornn's 10/10/19, who not only outdamaged you by a landslide but also had more than double your gold. Your peel quality was nonexistent, allowing Kaisa to get destroyed by Smolder, who had nearly triple your damage output. Your kill participation was subpar, and it's clear you were more of a liability than an asset, as even Mel had a better game than you, and that's saying something.

Lane Score: 19% - 81% (Got stomped)