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This mind-boggling 10825 damage taken is a freaking abomination, a top lane catastrophe that single-handedly lost the game - you got dumpstered by Volibear, who not only outdamaged you but also outplayed you in every conceivable way. Your 1 solo kill is a joke, a meaningless consolation prize compared to the 8 kills Volibear racked up, and let's not forget your pathetic 0 turret takedowns, which is a direct result of your inability to split-push or apply any semblance of pressure. You were outclassed, outplayed, and outdamaged by every relevant player on the enemy team, including Mel, Yasuo, and even Shen, who all made you look like a complete and utter amateur.

Lane Score: 7% - 93% (Got stomped)

A 26% kill participation from a support is a goddamn joke, and in a 35-minute game, that's a historically shameful display of ineptitude. You managed to get destroyed in lane, with a 13% score against Kaisa's 87%, and your 46 vision score is laughable, especially compared to Lux's 90 on the other side. Your death pattern is a masterclass in how to get ganked repeatedly, with 19 deaths and only 12 assists to show for it, and you can bet your ass that TwistedFate's 66% kill participation made you look like a amateur. With a KDA of 2/19/12, you personally cost this game, and your pathetic performance is the reason your team is walking away with a loss.

Lane Score: 13% - 87% (Got stomped)

With a death count of 18, you managed to single-handedly gift the enemy team a fucking free win, and your 25% kill participation is a joke compared to Pyke's 75% - that's right, the enemy support was outplaying you in every metric that mattered. Your vision score of 46 is pathetic, especially considering Pyke had 72, and don't even get me started on your complete and utter failure to protect your carries in team fights, Kaisa and Ahri must've been thrilled to have a "support" like you who couldn't even keep them alive. You personally cost your team the game with your ineptitude, and your 1/18/9 KDA is a stain on the very concept of support play, especially when compared to the likes of Ahri who was actually carrying your team despite your best efforts to throw.

Lane Score: 8% - 92% (Got stomped)

With a disgustingly low 21% kill participation, LeeSin has etched their name in the annals of history as one of the most inept junglers to ever stain the Rift. This pathetic excuse for a player got utterly destroyed by Volibear, who more than doubled their damage output and secured a whopping 62% kill participation, while LeeSin was too busy getting caught out and solo-killed by laners to even bother showing up to team fights. LeeSin's 238 DPM is a fucking joke, especially when compared to the likes of Ahri, who dealt a staggering 46028 damage, or even MissFortune, who more than quadrupled LeeSin's damage output. This catastrophic failure of a jungler single-handedly cost their team the game, and their performance should be a wake-up call to reevaluate their entire approach to the game.

Lane Score: 12% - 88% (Got stomped)

This idiot Malphite took a whopping 9 deaths, with 3 of them coming in the first 8 minutes, making him the solo kill punching bag of the game. His absolutely pathetic 1 solo kill and 9 deaths in a 1v1 lane is a f**king joke, especially compared to Riven's 10 kills and 4 deaths, which is just a masterclass in top lane dominance. Malphite's inability to even come close to Riven's lane control, with a miserable 14 turret plates taken compared to Riven's likely much higher number, is a perfect example of how he single-handedly lost this game for his team. With a laughable 24% kill participation, it's clear that Malphite was a f**king non-factor in this game, and his teammates must be ashamed to have played with him.

Lane Score: 9% - 91% (Got stomped)

With a vision score that's barely fucking visible, you managed to single-handedly cost your team the game, Nautilus, and that 50 vision score is a fucking joke when Yuumi on the enemy team had 69. Your 28% kill participation is laughable, especially compared to the rest of your team, where even Gnar had a higher percentage than you. You got destroyed by Nilah in the bottom lane, and your lack of roaming and map presence made you a non-factor in the game, a complete waste of a pick.

Lane Score: 27% - 73% (Got stomped)

With a goddamn 51% kill participation and 8 deaths, you were more of a liability than a legitimate support, Morgana. Your vision score was decent at 111, but it's not like it translated to any actual impact in the game, unlike Renata who had a similar score but actually managed to make a difference with 27 assists. You got outpeeled by the enemy support, and even Draven on your own team had a higher damage output than you, which is pathetic for a champion like Morgana who's supposed to be able to deal some damage. Overall, your performance was straight-up trash, and you should be ashamed of that 7/8/19 KDA.

Lane Score: 95% - 5% (Stomped lane)

With a vision score of 45, you managed to get utterly destroyed by Sona's 50, and it's no wonder considering your shitshow of a performance, especially in lane where Vayne got worked by Jhin, who had nearly 4 times your vision control. Your 50% kill participation is laughable compared to Malzahar's 60% on your own team, and even JarvanIV had more vision than you, what the fuck were you doing all game? You got outsupported by Sona, who had a way better game than you, and your team paid the price for your incompetence, so take a long hard look at your gameplay and try not to be a complete disaster next time.

Lane Score: 37% - 63% (Lost lane)