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With a catastrophic 35% kill participation, the lowest in the entire lobby, Nautilus single-handedly flushed this game down the shitter, making a mockery of the support role and personally costing their team the win. This pathetic display is exacerbated by the fact that Morgana, the enemy support, had a whopping 46% kill participation, nearly doubling Nautilus's abysmal effort, and Vayne, their own teammate, had to fight with virtually no protection, getting demolished by Illaoi and still managing to deal more damage than Nautilus's pitiful 8670. To put this disaster into perspective, even Yunara, the enemy ADC, had a higher kill participation than Nautilus, and Mordekaiser, the enemy jungler, was a one-man wrecking crew, destroying Nautilus's hopes of getting any meaningful assists. This shameful performance is a stain on the support role, and Nautilus should be fucking embarrassed.

Lane Score: 14% - 86% (Got stomped)

You managed to die 9 fucking times, which is not only the most on your team, but also a surefire way to lose a game - that's not a performance, that's a participation trophy. Your 715 DPM is laughable, especially when Syndra is out here dealing over 1413 DPM, and you can't even crack the top 3 in damage dealt on your own team, with Xerath, Illaoi, and even Brand outdamaging you. Your pathetic damage output and feeding habits made you a liability, and it's clear that a practice tool bot could have done better than your shitshow of a game. You got outclassed by Syndra in every way, and it's not even close.

Lane Score: 34% - 66% (Lost lane)

This mind-boggling 10825 damage taken is a freaking abomination, a top lane catastrophe that single-handedly lost the game - you got dumpstered by Volibear, who not only outdamaged you but also outplayed you in every conceivable way. Your 1 solo kill is a joke, a meaningless consolation prize compared to the 8 kills Volibear racked up, and let's not forget your pathetic 0 turret takedowns, which is a direct result of your inability to split-push or apply any semblance of pressure. You were outclassed, outplayed, and outdamaged by every relevant player on the enemy team, including Mel, Yasuo, and even Shen, who all made you look like a complete and utter amateur.

Lane Score: 7% - 93% (Got stomped)

A 26% kill participation from a support is a goddamn joke, and in a 35-minute game, that's a historically shameful display of ineptitude. You managed to get destroyed in lane, with a 13% score against Kaisa's 87%, and your 46 vision score is laughable, especially compared to Lux's 90 on the other side. Your death pattern is a masterclass in how to get ganked repeatedly, with 19 deaths and only 12 assists to show for it, and you can bet your ass that TwistedFate's 66% kill participation made you look like a amateur. With a KDA of 2/19/12, you personally cost this game, and your pathetic performance is the reason your team is walking away with a loss.

Lane Score: 13% - 87% (Got stomped)

With a death count of 18, you managed to single-handedly gift the enemy team a fucking free win, and your 25% kill participation is a joke compared to Pyke's 75% - that's right, the enemy support was outplaying you in every metric that mattered. Your vision score of 46 is pathetic, especially considering Pyke had 72, and don't even get me started on your complete and utter failure to protect your carries in team fights, Kaisa and Ahri must've been thrilled to have a "support" like you who couldn't even keep them alive. You personally cost your team the game with your ineptitude, and your 1/18/9 KDA is a stain on the very concept of support play, especially when compared to the likes of Ahri who was actually carrying your team despite your best efforts to throw.

Lane Score: 8% - 92% (Got stomped)

With a disgustingly low 21% kill participation, LeeSin has etched their name in the annals of history as one of the most inept junglers to ever stain the Rift. This pathetic excuse for a player got utterly destroyed by Volibear, who more than doubled their damage output and secured a whopping 62% kill participation, while LeeSin was too busy getting caught out and solo-killed by laners to even bother showing up to team fights. LeeSin's 238 DPM is a fucking joke, especially when compared to the likes of Ahri, who dealt a staggering 46028 damage, or even MissFortune, who more than quadrupled LeeSin's damage output. This catastrophic failure of a jungler single-handedly cost their team the game, and their performance should be a wake-up call to reevaluate their entire approach to the game.

Lane Score: 12% - 88% (Got stomped)